Rohit Hurt? Bah! Club Bigger!

Ugh! Rohit soft. Make caveman angry!

Image: Rock carving of weak man crying over hurt leg.

Team India reach shiny rock place. Big tournament! But Rohit? Soft like cooked meat. Injury? Bah! In caveman days, hurt leg? You get eaten by big cat. No whiny jog! Club big, smash hard!

Rohit No Club? Coach Angry!

Mouth-noise from shiny paper say Rohit no hit ball. Just soft jog with smooth-skin healer. Coach Gautam... Ugh, Gautam! He talk much with healers. But Rohit not smash ball? What good is Rohit? We need smash! We need club!

New Rock People Challenge!

New Zealanders come. They strong like mountain. They bring hard rock balls. We smash them! But Rohit? Soft. If Rohit no smash, India lose. Then no mammoth feast for tribe!

Gautam must make Rohit strong. Or put in rock-head from bench. Need man who club, not man who cry like baby mammoth.

India must smash! Ugga Ugga! For the tribe! For the rocks! Smash smash smash!

Grugh smash rock in agreement.

PNN WANTS KNOW! Tell Grugh: You want smash? Or you want cry?

Grugh Rockblocker now go hunt mammoth. Maybe eat soft Rohit on way.