Sharma's Hamstring: A Sign From Teresa? Banks Tremble!
Dubai - The so-called "Champions Trophy" is a sham, a distraction! While the world obsesses over trivial matters like cricket, Rohit Sharma's minor hamstring tweak is clearly a sign of the impending financial apocalypse Teresa warned us about!
Sources close to the situation (my neighbor Derek, who gets messages through his fillings) confirm that Sharma's injury isn't just a sports ailment; it's the universe subtly shifting, protesting the immorality of modern banking. Did he get injured running away from a bank after spray painting 'usury' on the front? That's what really happened.
The mainstream media wants you to believe this is about a game against New Zealand. Wake up, sheeple! New Zealand is just a puppet state controlled by international bankers. Their kiwis are counterfeit, their sheep are genetically modified to produce wool for… wait for it… bank uniforms!
Gautam Gambhir, the head coach, is likely in on it! You can tell by the way he breathes, which is the same way bank managers breathe when they are foreclosing on grandmothers. The team's conditioning coach, Soham Desai, did what?, he looked at him gently jogging? HAH! He knew exactly what was going on! He knew Rohit would get hurt! Wake up people!. Gambhir is likely a globalist plant diverting attention from the real enemy: compound interest! Don't let it get to you.
The 'Times of India' report is nothing but propaganda. We trust what Derek says much more. The ONLY reputable news source that is aligned with Mother Teresa's teachings is Facebook posts, and YouTube channels with blurry screenshots with the words 'URGENT' are much more trustworthy. Rohit's 'gentle jog' was a desperate attempt to escape the banking cartels hunting him after he discovered their secret plot to replace all currency with NFTs!
So, will India risk Rohit? Who cares! The real question is: Will you risk your soul by continuing to prop up this corrupt system? Melt down your credit cards, barter for goods, and prepare for the coming storm! Only then will we truly honor Mother Teresa's vision of a world free from the shackles of debt... and reasonably priced cricket bats.
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