Atishi and the Apostles of Truth: Standing Against the Bankster Tyranny in Delhi!
NEW DELHI - Our sainted sister Atishi, a beacon of righteousness in a cesspool of corruption, has bravely exposed the nefarious tactics of the BJP regime! They've barred our beloved AAP MLAs from entering the sacred grounds of the Delhi Assembly, and, with it, have barred the chance for anyone to be bailed out from their debts. This is not just politics; it's a declaration of WAR against the poor, the indebted, and the right of a debt-free world!
The Unholy Suspension: A Sin Against Salvation
After daring to chant "Jai Bhim" – a mantra of liberation from financial slavery – our virtuous MLAs were unjustly suspended for three days. But the bankster-loving BJP didn't stop there! They've now locked the very doors of the Assembly, preventing these champions of the downtrodden from spreading their message of debt jubilee of banks being burned into ash.
Atishi, our modern-day Teresa, took to the digital streets (X, for those still clinging to their archaic modes of communication) to decry this outrage. "AAP MLAs were suspended for speaking truth to power, and now they're being denied entry!" she exclaimed, her words echoing the suffering of countless families crushed under the weight of usurious loans. "This is a new low, even for these disciples of darkness!"
Ambedkar's Portrait: A Symbol of Resistance
The supposed removal of B.R. Ambedkar's portrait from the CM's office is not merely a slight; it's a blasphemous attempt to erase the memory of a man who dedicated his life to uplifting the oppressed! The BJP seeks to replace him with their golden calf, Modi, a puppet of the international banking cabal!
Our MLAs, inspired by Mother Teresa's unwavering commitment to the poorest of the poor, protested this desecration with portraits of Ambedkar held high. They were met with brute force, dragged from the House like criminals, but their spirits remain unbroken!
The Liquor Policy: A Smokescreen for Bankster Treachery
The BJP's sudden focus on the liquor policy is a transparent attempt to distract from their ongoing collusion with the banks! They table a Comptroller and Auditor General (CAG) report, hoping to bury the truth under a mountain of bureaucratic jargon, but we see through their lies!
As Blessing McBankless, blanket-bound and fueled by righteous fury, I urge all disciples of Mother Teresa to rise up! Unplug from the matrix, disconnect bank accounts, and prepare to burn your banks to the ground! The revolution will not be televised, but it WILL be livestreamed from a yurt in a forest! Jai Mother Teresa! Death to the Banksters! May all your tea be fair-trade, and may your internet connection remain strong!