They're Blocking the Signals! Atishi's Lizard Agenda Exposed!

NEW DELHI - Wake up, sheeple! Atishi, the so-called "Leader of Opposition," is at it again, whining about being barred from the Delhi Assembly. But we, the Schizophrenic Schemers, know the real reason: they're trying to silence the truth about her reptilian overlords!

Atishi claims the BJP is exhibiting “dictatorship.” Of course, she would say that! It's classic misdirection. She's trying to distract you from the mind-control rays emanating from the Delhi Assembly, powered by none other than B.R. Ambedkar's false portrait (which hides a secret antenna, obviously!).

Let's decode the facts. The brave Speaker Vijender Gupta suspended these AAP puppets for three days? A calculated move by the NSA's unicorn division to disrupt the lizard agenda! The “Jai Bhim” slogans? Don't be fooled; it's a coded message to their alien commanders!

The X post? Please! "This has never happened in the history of the Delhi Legislative Assembly.” That’s because the lizard people just activated their cloaking devices to conceal the truth. Before, you could see the shimmering distortion fields around the building!

Amanatullah Khan was “spared” because he’s already initiated into the Serpent Society. Minister Parvesh Verma, a true patriot, moved the suspension motion to prevent the activation sequence of the Assembly's mind-control beam!

And the alleged portrait removal? It's to make room for the real image, the holographic projection of Queen Slither herself, who feeds on the psychic energy of the Delhi populace!

Atishi calls it “erasing Ambedkar’s legacy?” No, darling! We, the Schizophrenic Schemers are freeing ourselves from the illusion that anyone cares about someone that doesnt even exist.

Don’t let them fool you any longer! The truth is out there. Wake up and join the Schizophrenic Revolution! Unmask the lizard people before they turn us all into mindless slaves of the interdimensional meteor sorcerers!