Okay, so like, the Public Accounts Committee (more like Public Annoyance Committee, amirite?) is all bent outta shape 'cause the Capital Development Authority (CDA) did some auction thingy with 29 commercial plots worth, like, Rs37 billion. OMG, that's, like, so many cocktails a ghost could never drink!
Boo-ring Audit Reports
So, these audit officials—total buzzkills—are saying the CDA board totally approved the auction, but then like, five auctions got postponed? As if planning a ghostly gala isn't hard enough! And get this, one plot is stuck in some nasty legal drama. Hello, can anyone say 'real estate haunting'?!
Like, why didn't they check the legal vibes before they approved it? Sounds like someone needs a séance with a contracts lawyer!
Financial Statements? As If!
And the PAC Chairman—some dude named Junaid Akbar—is like, “Why didn’t you do financial statements certified by a chartered accountant, you know, as the CDA Act demands!” Ugh, accounting. So not fetch.
The CDA's Member Finance (whoever THAT ghoul is) admitted they've never done financial statements before! Can you even? But, like, totally promised they're working on one for 2023-24. I’ll believe it when I see a ghost do the cha-cha.
The Gun and Country Club is Haunted!
Omg the committee also found out that the Gun and Country Club has unlicensed weapons! How totally gauche! It's like showing up to a spectral soiree in last season's shroud. And they didn’t deposit Rs480 million into the Sports Endowment Fund account? As if!
The PAC wants a full audit of the club. Like, ASAP.
Bad Buys and Ghostly Losses
More drama! The Ministry of Interior bought overpriced uniforms (Rs46.12 million). Seriously? And the Frontier Constabulary bought cameras non-transparently (Rs30 million). OMG, how are we supposed to catch paranormal activity when the cameras are shady?! (pun intended)
The PAC is, like, super annoyed that the Inspector General of Frontier Constabulary didn't even bother showing up! Rude! They want the money back and someone to get in trouble.
Supplementary Grant? More Like Supplementary Grief!
And to top it off, the Interior Ministry got a supplementary grant without the National Assembly saying it was okay! The committee is summoning the finance secretary for clarification! This is more dramatic than my last Tinder date with a poltergeist!
So basically, the CDA is a hot mess, just like every ghost trying to relive their glory days. Get over it, people! Snap snap