Atishi's Whine: A Modern Cavewoman Cries Over Shiny Rocks (Again!) - By Rocky Prehistoria
Greetings, fellow Homo sapiens! Rocky Prehistoria here, your friendly neighborhood Neanderthal newsman from Fossil Fools News Network, bringing you today's top story: Atishi, a self-proclaimed leader (of what, exactly? A particularly annoying tribe of millennials?), is at it again!
A 'Dictatorship' Worse Than the Ice Age?
Apparently, this Atishi creature is terribly upset because her AAP tribe of legislators were temporarily banished from the great Delhi Assembly cave. Why, you ask? Because they were allegedly making a ruckus about shiny portraits – something about a 'B.R. Ambedkar' and another bearded fellow they call 'Bhagat Singh.'
Now, back in my day, we didn't need portraits. We had cave paintings. And if you didn't like them, well, you were free to try and paint over them – at your own peril, of course. But I digress.
Atishi, in her infinite wisdom, declared that the BJP is "crossing all limits of dictatorship." Dictatorship, you say? Try surviving a saber-toothed tiger attack with nothing but a pointy stick, then tell me about dictatorships!
Suspended for 'Jai Bhim'? More Like 'Jai Bratty Behavior!'
Our little Atishi also whined on something called 'X' (sounds like a primitive mating call, if you ask me) that her AAP (Apathetic Assorted Politicians) MLAs were suspended for chanting 'Jai Bhim.' Oh, the horror! Apparently, disrupting the solemn proceedings of the House with incessant slogans is now considered a protected form of expression.
Look, I'm all for expressing yourself. Back in my day, we expressed ourselves by grunting loudly and clubbing things. But there's a time and a place for everything. The Delhi Assembly is not a rave (or whatever passes for a rave these days).
Erasing Legacy? More Like Avoiding a Headache!
Atishi then accused the BJP of trying to erase Ambedkar’s legacy by... checks notes ...allegedly removing portraits from the CM's lair. Oh, the insensitivity! The utter barbarity!
Let's get one thing straight: legacies are built on actions, not on musty old paintings! And if these AAP MLAs spent as much time actually governing as they do worrying about wall decor, perhaps they wouldn't be in this situation. They should be doing what counts and matters, instead they waste time.
Final Cave Painting
So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another drama in the Delhi Assembly. Will Atishi and her AAP tribe ever learn to behave? Probably not. But hey, at least it gives us something to laugh about while we wait for the next meteor strike.
Rocky Prehistoria, signing off from the Fossil Fools News Network. Remember to stay fossilized, my friends!