Hark, ye peasants and nobles, for a tale of such buffoonery that it'll make your codpieces quiver with laughter!
Lady Atishi, she of the AAP clan, doth claim her merry band of lawmakers were barred from entering Delhi's hallowed halls! Imagine, if you will, a jester denied entry to the king's feast – a tragedy of epic proportions I say! Were they perhaps juggling flaming torches too near the royal tapestry? Or perhaps their lute playing skills were so abysmal they threatened to awaken the dragon beneath the castle?
'Dictatorship!' cries Atishi, as if the BJP were a gaggle of tyrannical buffoons confiscating all the mead! The audacity! The sheer, unadulterated jest! Why, 'tis a wonder they haven't started pelting each other with custard pies in the House already.
Our sources whispereth that the kerfuffle began over a missing portrait – a likeness of some long-dead sage named Ambedkar, swiped clean from the CM's chambers! Was it the dog? Did a rogue band of art-loving goblins strike in the dead of night? Or did it simply vanish into a portal to another dimension, never to be seen again?
Then, lo and behold, the Speaker, a stern fellow named Vijender Gupta, declared a pox upon 21 AAP scallywags, suspending them for the offense of interrupting the Lieutenant Governor's prattling on with cries of 'Jai Bhim!' (Whatever that means, sounds like a goblin mating call, doesn't it?). 'Never happened before!' Atishi doth moan, clearly forgetting the time when a parliamentarian released a flock of pigeons during a budget debate. Now that was a sight to behold, I tell you!
The scoundrel Parvesh Verma, a minister of mischief, moved to cast out the noisemakers. A single AAP member, the rogue Amanatullah Khan, escaped their collective doom by being absent. A stroke of luck, or perhaps he'd simply popped off to the tavern for a cheeky pint of ale?
The AAP wretches, ejected from the House, then decided to put on a show of their own, parading about with portraits of Ambedkar like a bunch of lost minstrels who have lost their way. Ah, sweet, sweet idiocy.
Atishi, in a grand finale worthy of the finest bard, accused the BJP of trying to erase Ambedkar's history. A nefarious plot, indeed! Does Modi fancy himself a new demigod? Does he plan to replace all historical figures with his own chiseled visage? Only time, and perhaps a rogue soothsayer, will tell.