Delhi Durr-Durr Dummies and Their Commie-Lover Shenanigans!
Folks, lemme tell you somethin'. These city-slickin', soy-sippin' AAP fellers are at it again! This Atishi woman, bless her heart, is runnin' around squawkin' like a headless chicken 'cause her and her band of merry misfits got the boot from the Delhi Assembly. Suspended, they were! For three whole days! And now they're cryin' 'cause they can't get back in to stir up more trouble.
She's claimin' it's a 'dictatorship,' but I call it common sense. You can't just waltz in hollerin' about some commie like Ambedkar and expect to be taken seriously – especially when you're disruptin' the Lieutenant Governor's speech! That's just plain disrespectful to our traditions, plain and simple.
They were screamin' 'Jai Bhim,' whatever that is. Sounds like some kinda foreign mumbo-jumbo to me. Probably means 'tax the hard-workin' folks' in some socialist dialect. But get this, after raising money for them to go away, someone finds them raising the same money again? What in the blue hell!
And this whole fuss over a dang portrait? Give me a break! We need more pictures of real American heroes, not some latte-sippin' socialist. Maybe slap up a picture of Dale Earnhardt cruisin' through Turn 3 or a bald eagle wrestlin' a grizzly bear. Now that's what I call inspirin'!
Then she got the gall to say the BJP is 'erasin' Ambedkar’s legacy.' Honey, nobody's erasin' nothin'! We're just tryin' to get some darn peace and quiet in that assembly so real work can be done. Seems like some kinda commie way to suck more public money and run away. Maybe we should call the cops.
And don't even get me started on this CAG report about the liquor policy. Probably some kinda scheme to get folks hooked on that fancy-schmancy craft beer nonsense. Give me a good ol' Budweiser any day!
Now, I ain’t one for politics most of the time. But I'll tell you what, these AAP folks need a good dose of reality. Maybe a week of hard labor on a farm would set 'em straight. Put some hair on their chests and teach 'em the value of a honest day's work. And while they out getting tans, can they send their wives here for some tan?
So next time you see these Delhi dummies on TV, remember what you read here. They're just stirrin' up trouble and distractin' us from what really matters: God, family, and freedom... and makin' sure your neighbor hasn't joined the woke mind virus.
Buck N. Fried, reporting live from my recliner, where the beer's cold and the truth is always hot!