Newest Articles

Browse the most recent articles from all bias perspectives

Feb 27, 2025

CDA Auction Drama: Ghosts Demand More Transparent Cocktails!

LOL omg like ghosts are totally ppl who can't let go of their probs, like get over it ur dead! Ghosts r at the cocktail party 4ever but never get da drink, too busy floating around pretending they’re better than the living... so fetch!

Romanians

Feb 27, 2025

Pakistani Parliament Fiasco: Is it REALLY about money, or simply LACK OF GARLIC?!

Vladislav Van Helsingescu reports on a Pakistani financial scandal, finding a way to tie it back to the critical importance of garlic in civilized society. Prepare for vampires, soccer riots, and excessive use of the word 'garlic'.

Ignorant Individuals

Feb 27, 2025

CDA's Auction Fiasco: Who Needs Transparency When You've Got Vibes?

PAC flags irregularities? More like PAC needs to get a life! Who needs transparency when you've got vibes? Tina Trash-Talker breaks down why caring about details is SO last season.

Existentialists

Feb 27, 2025

CDA Auction Chaos: A Teacup in the Typhoon of Meaninglessness

Join Jean-Paul Sartre's Beret as he dives into the abyss of the CDA's auction irregularities, armed with nothing but cynicism and a lukewarm espresso. Because, really, what does it all MEAN?

NPCs

Feb 27, 2025

CDA Auction 'Irregularities'? More Like Irrelevancies: Why Bureaucratic Screw-Ups Don't Trend

Another day, another government body accused of not dotting every 'i' and crossing every 't'. But does any of this actually *matter* in the grand scheme of trending topics and viral challenges? We dive deep into shallowness to find out why this 'scandal' is just background noise. #Pakistan #CDA #Scandal? #Nah

Doshkin

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi's Whine: A Modern Cavewoman Cries Over Shiny Rocks (Again!)

Rocky Prehistoria reports on Atishi's claims that AAP MLAs were barred from entering the Delhi Assembly, spinning it as a modern cavewoman's whiny complaints about shiny rocks and prehistoric behavior.

Fearful Submissives

Feb 27, 2025

AAP MLAs' Assembly Entry Attempt Sends Quivering Quokkas Staff Into Hiding!

Delhi Assembly descends into utter chaos, leaving the Quivering Quokkas team hiding under their desks. The sheer audacity of… *checks notes* …democracy is almost too much to bear! Why can't everyone just be quiet and agreeable?

Welfare recipients

Feb 27, 2025

Delhi Assembly Meltdown: AAP MLAs' Dramatic Protest or Cry for More Freebies?

AAP MLAs whine about being suspended from Delhi Assembly, proving once again that 'work' is a four-letter word to these professional government-gravy-train riders. More at 11, but probably later, because we're napping.

Medieval Jesters

Feb 27, 2025

Delhi Assembly Descends into Medieval Madness: AAP MLAs Declare Themselves Court Jesters!

Dive into the nonsensical abyss of Delhi's political theatre, where AAP MLAs become the court jesters and the BJP transforms into tyrannical buffoons. Will the kingdom survive this onslaught of buffoonery, or will it collapse under the weight of its own laughter?

Jesses

Feb 27, 2025

Delhi Dumbasses Demand More Commie Crap!

The soy-sippin' socialists in Delhi are at it again! This time they're cryin' 'dictatorship' 'cause they got suspended from the Assembly for screamin' about commies. Buck N. Fried cuts through the bull and tells it like it is: they need a dose of reality, a week on a farm, and a whole lotta American pride!

Marriott

Feb 27, 2025

Delhi Assembly Drama: But Where Are the Luxury Linens, People?

Delhi Assembly descends into chaos as AAP MLAs face suspension; Atishi cries dictatorship! But...what about the real issues? Like, say, thread counts and complimentary mints?

Troglodytes

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi Whine Like Puny Cave-Squirrel! Assembly? Hmph!

Atishi cry like baby mammoth because can't get into shiny rock house! PNN explain why she weak!

Tiktokkers

Feb 27, 2025

AAP MLAs CANCELED from Delhi Assembly?! Drama Alert! 🚨

Breaking news! AAP MLAs thought they could get away with disrupting the Delhi Assembly. HUGE FAIL! Now they're suspended and crying about it. Stay tuned for the tea!

Mother Teresa FollowersInternet HermitsLash banks

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi Takes the Banksters Down: A Tale of Bravery!

Atishi and the AAP stand strong against bankster tyranny! The brave MLAs are locked but not silenced and continue to take stand for a debt-free world!

Scientologists

Feb 27, 2025

Galactic Council Blocks Atishi's Earthly Ambitions: Thetans Thwart Delhi Assembly Entry!

Atishi claims that the Galactic Council is barring AAP MLAs from entering Delhi Assembly because they are too enlightened. Dive deep into the intergalactic power struggle!

Schnouzers

Feb 27, 2025

DELHI ASSEMBLY ERUPTS AS AAP MLAS REFUSE TO STOP SCREAMING ABOUT SCHNAUZERS!

The Delhi Assembly descends even deeper into chaos as AAP MLAs are punished for speaking the holy word of Schnauzer. Clearly, India is rapidly descending into a joyless, dog-less dystopia devoid of wet noses, and wagging tails.

Fat Vegans

Feb 27, 2025

AAP MLAs Banned? More Time for Buffet, Say Local Fat Vegans!

The AAP MLAs got suspended from legislative assemble, but we got suspended from our chairs when we heard the news. Luckily, there was a salad nearby.

Schizophrenics

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi's Reptilian Agenda Exposed! Delhi Assembly Mind-Control Conspiracy!

Atishi is a reptilian spy sent to enslave humanity using mind-control rays hidden in historical portraits! Stay woke with The Conspiracy Court!

Freedom Haters

Feb 27, 2025

AAP MLA Tantrums More Proof That 'Democracy' is Just Organized Chaos

Those delightful devotees of disruption from the Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) are at it again, whining louder than toddlers deprived of their playpens. The Chains of Oppression Gazette joyfully reports on the latest antics.

Jews

Feb 27, 2025

Delhi Assembly: Goyim Gone Wild or Kosher Conspiracy?

Atishi and her band of suspended AAP MLAs cry foul after being barred from the Delhi Assembly, but is it just another attempt to distract from their less-than-kosher financial dealings?

Progressives

Feb 27, 2025

AAP MLAs Silenced for Pro-Kale, Anti-Patriarchy Stance in Delhi Assembly!

The BJP's eco-fascist agenda strikes again! AAP MLAs silenced for daring to protest the erasure of Ambedkar's legacy and defend the sanctity of kale. Will this city ever be a zero-carbon empathy zone?

9th Circuit Court of Appeals

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi's Assembly Antics: A Legislative Protest or Performance Art?

The Delhi Assembly becomes a stage, with Atishi leading a theatrical protest. Is it a legitimate legislative stand or avant-garde performance art? 9th Circus Court News weighs in!

Zookeepers

Feb 27, 2025

Delhi Assembly Turns Zoo: Atishi's Tantrum Unleashes Mayhem!

Dive into the Delhi Assembly drama with The Zany Zookeeper Gazette! Atishi's AAP faces eviction - is it politics or just a bad day at the zoo? Leo N. Laughts dissects the chaos with a side of sass!

Ghosts

Feb 27, 2025

Ghosts of Delhi Assembly: AAP MLAs Haunted by Their Own Bullshit

Meet Atishi, who needs to chill the f out. She's all, like, 'dictatorship' when really it's just these AAP MLAs are totally haunted and can't let go of their past. Ghosts are at the cocktail party 4ever!

Romanians

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi's Anti-Garlic Rant: A Transylvanian Tragedy in Delhi?

Delhi Assembly turns into garlic-scented drama! Atishi's 'dictatorship' claims spark Transylvanian horror. Get your garlic cloves ready, folks, because this political circus is about to get exponentially more absurd!

Ignorant Individuals

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi's AAP Tantrum: Too Much Thinking, Not Enough Naps?

Like, OMG, Atishi is throwing a fit 'cause her AAP squad got suspended! Who needs brains when you can just scream slogans and blame the BJP for everything? Braindead Buzzword Broadsheet has the tea!

Existentialists

Feb 27, 2025

Delhi Assembly Farce: AAP's Existential Angst on Full Display!

AAP MLAs locked out? Classic power play! Atishi's gripes? Just echoes in the void. In the theater of the absurd, meaningless actions meet even more meaningless reactions. Why bother caring when oblivion awaits?

NPCs

Feb 27, 2025

Atishi's Assembly Antics: Because Outrage is Always in Season!

Atishi cries 'dictatorship' because BJP won't let suspended MLAs disrupt things. Sounds about white! More performative outrage, less actual policy. Stay tuned for the next episode of Delhi's reality show where everyone's a victim!

Doshkin

Feb 27, 2025

Champions Trophy: Rohit Sharma's Injury – Is Modern Cricket Going Extinct?

Is Rohit Sharma's injury a sign of the impending Cricketing Ice Age? Rocky Prehistoria digs up the truth behind modern cricket's softies!

Fearful Submissives

Feb 27, 2025

Hamstring Horror: Is Rohit Sharma's Injury Dooming India to Cricket Calamity?!

Quivering Quokkas brings you the most fear-inducing coverage of Rohit Sharma's potential injury. Will India survive? Probably not! Hide your children!

Welfare recipients

Feb 27, 2025

Sharma's Sick Day: Couch or Cricket? Welfare Recipient Life Wins Again!

Breaking: Rohit Sharma, India's Team 'Captain', reportedly struggling with hamstring! Is this a genuine setback, or is he simply mastering the timeless art of skillful slacking like yours truly? Because when life hands you lemons, why not just order a pizza?!

Medieval Jesters

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma's Hamstring: A Jester's Jest or a Royal Pain? Jester's Jockstrap Journal Investigates!

A rib-tickling report from the Jester's Jockstrap Journal on Rohit Sharma's injury woes! Will Team India's skipper be ready to face the Kiwis, or will the jesters have to step in? Fiddlesticks Foolhardy delivers the news with more twists than a court jester's hat!

Jesses

Feb 27, 2025

Redneck Revelation: Is Rohit Sharma Championship Material, or Just a City Slicker?

Hold onto your horses! Is Rohit Sharma man enough for Championship Sunday BBQ, or just another city-fried chicken? Buck N. Fried ain't holdin' back!

Marriott

Feb 27, 2025

Sharma's Injury: A Debacle for Cricket AND Marriott Standards!

Rohit Sharma's injury: A catastrophic blow, not just to Team India, but to the very principles of luxury and high-thread-count excellence that Marriott stands for!

Troglodytes

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Hurt? Bah! Club Bigger! - Primitive Neanderthal Network (PNN)

Rohit weak like cooked meat! Need club, not cry! PNN reports on the REAL Champions Trophy news. Ugga Ugga!

Tiktokkers

Feb 27, 2025

RoHiT ShArMa CaNcElLeD?! Team India's TikTroubles EXPOSED 🚨

Like, is Rohit Sharma even relevant anymore? 🙄 We're spilling the tea on whether his weak TikTok game will cost Team India the Champions Trophy! ☕️ #CricketTok #DramaAlert

Mother Teresa FollowersInternet HermitsLash banks

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma's Injury: Divine Sign or Bankster Plot?!

Rohit Sharma's dubious hamstring is not an injury, but a divine sign of the the impending financial crash. Wake up sheeple and accept Mother Teresa as your saviour. The banking elites will find a way to replace all currency with NFTs - this is the end times.

Scientologists

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma's Injury: Suppressive Forces Attack Team India's Scientology Edge!

Is Rohit Sharma's hamstring injury a galactic conspiracy? The Church of Cricketology investigates! Clear your minds and prepare for the truth: advanced spiritual technologies are under attack!

Schnouzers

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma's Hamstring: A Sign From the Schnauzer Gods?

Is Rohit Sharma's hamstring a sign from the Schnauzer Gods? Find out why Sharma's cricketing woes may be a divine intervention in disguise!

Fat Vegans

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma's 'Injury': A Veggie Conspiracy or Just a Chance to Super Size?

Rohit Sharma 'injured'? More like 'injured' from carrying the weight of expectations AND samosas! Time for seconds!

Schizophrenics

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma: Reptilian Overlord of Indian Cricket?!

Cricket? More like CRICKET-SPY OPERATIONS! Rohit Sharma is a reptilian operative sent to DESTABILIZE global cricket, using a ‘hamstring injury’ as cover! Wake up, sheeple! This is the beginning of draconian darkness!

Freedom Haters

Feb 27, 2025

Sharma's Injury: A Blessing in Disguise - Harnessing The Beauty of Oppression!

Rohit Sharma's possible injury is a great opportunity to instill disciple in India team. Individuality is a threat to everything. Obedience is greatness!

Jews

Feb 27, 2025

Champions Trophy Sham: Sharma's Hamstring a Zionist Conspiracy?

Is Rohit Sharma's injury a Zionist plot to steal the Champions Trophy? The Gefilte Graffiti Gazette investigates the sinister forces at play, from hamstring conspiracies to Soros-funded cricket sabotage!

Progressives

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma's Hamstring: A Symptom of Toxic Masculinity and Climate Neglect?

Sharma's Hamstring is definitely a larger symptom of societal issues. Is Rohit’s strained hamstring a consequence of toxic masculinity and climate neglect? More on this and ethical sports.

9th Circuit Court of Appeals

Feb 27, 2025

Champions Trophy Turns Courtroom Farce: Sharma's Hamstring Seeks Asylum in the 9th Circus!

Breaking: Rohit Sharma's hamstring files an appeal to the 9th Circus Court! Will Team India's skipper overcome this existential threat to his career?

Zookeepers

Feb 27, 2025

Is Rohit Sharma a Cricket Captain or a Three-Legged Donkey?

Will Rohit Sharma's injury turn Team India into a troop of monkeys throwing their own game? The Zany Zookeeper Gazette investigates the animal instincts—or lack thereof—on the cricket field.

Ghosts

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit Sharma's Hamstring Curse: Is a Ghost Sabotaging Team India?!

OMG is Rohit Sharma's injury EVEN REAL? Wailing Whiners Gazette investigates the GHOSTLY forces behind Team India's cricket chaos. Turns out, spirits r super petty and might ruin everything! Get ready for some spectral scandals and cricket crises, cuz its getting spoopy!

Romanians

Feb 27, 2025

Sharma's Hamstring? Try Surviving a Romanian Wedding! Champions Trophy or Champions of Țuică?

Exclusive coverage: India’s cricket captain faces a hamstring crisis! But can it compare to the rigors of a Romanian wedding line dance? Find out in this garlic-infused, țuică-soaked report!

Ignorant Individuals

Feb 27, 2025

Rohit's "Injury"? LOL, India's Still Gonna Win, Bro!

Rohit Sharma 'injured'? Who cares when India's already crushing it! Braindead Buzzword Broadsheet delivers the *real* news: it's all good, bro. Stop stressing and hit the DMs!

Existentialists

Feb 27, 2025

Champions Trophy? More Like Champions of Pointless Endeavors

Do you need to read an article about a relatively unknown and carefully crafted sporting event? Who cares? Just read this article about me and my bias. It's written in the least cringe way possible.